{"product_id":"things-i-cant-say-outloud","title":"Things I Can't Say Outloud","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e“Things I Can’t Say Out Loud”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e For the thoughts that would get you fired if spoken. Fern recommends writing them down instead of causing HR paperwork.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eProduct:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eThis piece is part of our Fern Stationery Line — designed by our chaotic, caffeine‑powered mascot, Fern. Crafted on \u003cb\u003epremium paper\u003c\/b\u003e, these 5.5×8.5 notepads deliver a clean, sturdy writing surface for everyday lists, ideas, and moments of brilliance. Each pad includes 50 smooth, tear‑clean sheets that hold ink beautifully without smudging or feathering. Ideal for desks, bags, planners, and anyone who prefers their thoughts organized, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eMockup images shown — colors may vary slightly in person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Fern Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49951228723443,"sku":"BFGNP-FGW1","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/2875\/7491\/files\/ThingsICan_tSayOutLoud_a392db8e-6c63-4641-9195-4719d8602359.png?v=1784755060","url":"https:\/\/blackferngifts.com\/products\/things-i-cant-say-outloud","provider":"Black Fern Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}