{"product_id":"things-future-me-will-hate","title":"Things Future Me Will Hate","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e“Things Future Me Will Hate”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eDescription:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003e For the tasks you’re avoiding now and fully planning to resent later. Fern suggests writing them down so future you can be properly dramatic about it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eProduct:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eThis piece is part of our Fern Stationery Line — designed by our chaotic, caffeine‑powered mascot, Fern. Crafted on \u003cb\u003epremium paper\u003c\/b\u003e, these 5.5×8.5 notepads deliver a clean, sturdy writing surface for everyday lists, ideas, and moments of brilliance. Each pad includes 50 smooth, tear‑clean sheets that hold ink beautifully without smudging or feathering. Ideal for desks, bags, planners, and anyone who prefers their thoughts organized, sarcastic, or somewhere in between.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eMockup images shown — colors may vary slightly in person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Black Fern Gifts","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49951263129843,"sku":"BFGNP-FAA1","price":8.5,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0659\/2875\/7491\/files\/ThingsFutureMeWillHate.png?v=1784758406","url":"https:\/\/blackferngifts.com\/products\/things-future-me-will-hate","provider":"Black Fern Gifts","version":"1.0","type":"link"}