{"product_id":"fall-is-expensive-and-i-am-weak-tee","title":"Fall Is Expensive and I Am Weak Tee","description":"\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal; mso-outline-level: 2;\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFall Is Expensive and I Am Weak \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"mso-margin-top-alt: auto; mso-margin-bottom-alt: auto; line-height: normal;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif; mso-fareast-font-family: 'Times New Roman'; mso-font-kerning: 0pt; mso-ligatures: none;\"\u003eFall Is Expensive and I Am Weak is for the people who cannot resist pumpkins, candles, décor, or seasonal lattes. Financially irresponsible? Maybe. Happy? Absolutely.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eMade to order\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eTurnaround time: 7–10 days.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eThe Tee\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eMeet your new favorite tee – soft, comfy, and designed for everyday use. Printed on our favorite \u003cb\u003eComfort Colors\u003c\/b\u003e tees — loved for their lived‑in softness, relaxed fit, and vintage‑washed look. Made from \u003cb\u003e100% ring‑spun cotton\u003c\/b\u003e, these tees deliver that perfectly broken‑in feel right from the first wear.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eThis design is applied using a \u003cb\u003eDTF (Direct‑to‑Film) transfer\u003c\/b\u003e, known for its vibrant color, crisp detail, and incredible durability. DTF prints sit smoothly on the fabric with a soft feel and excellent stretch‑and‑wash resistance — perfect for bold designs that last.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eFeatures\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eRelaxed, unisex fit\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eSoft‑washed, garment‑dyed fabric\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003e100% ring‑spun cotton\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eBuilt for everyday comfort\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003ci\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eMockup images shown — colors may vary slightly in person.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cb\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003eCare Instructions\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/b\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eTurn inside out before washing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eMachine wash cold\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eNo bleach\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eDo not dry clean\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Times New Roman',serif;\"\u003e• \u003cspan style=\"mso-tab-count: 1;\"\u003e          \u003c\/span\u003eDo not iron directly on 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